ladykatza

*warning: contains language that may be considered offensive to some people*

or to quote neil gaiman: Warning, Contains Language!

so at some point, i remember the group of people that i sat with at highschool getting a hold of a book of Georgia laws. most of them were ones that were very outdated. being that we were highschool students, the first section we flip to is the section on “sex”. of course.

so… as we are reading we find out that oral sex is a felony. a FELONY? WTF? (by the way, this is before WTF was invented, k?) this caused us to go into a long discusion on HOW someone is going to know that you were going down on your significant other. the sex police? oh, ya, vouyerism is a misdemeanor. in fact… necrophilia, public ludity, and beastiality are also all misdemeanors. my boyfriend at the time had this to say:

“wait a minute here.. are you telling me that i could fuck a dead donkey on the court house stairs and the maximum sentance is 10 years, but going down on my wife i get 10 to life?!”

Oh yes, and when parking your car at the Capitol in Georgia, don’t forget to tie it up to the provided hitching stations. its the law! (or at least it used to be)

Current Mood:  nostalgic

one may have noticed, but the majority of what i post here is about experiences, thoughts, feeling, and the strange things my children say and do. i try to stay away from the complaining of annoying people, money problems, work problems, whatever. i don’t think that people really want or need to hear about the later. that’s not for public consumption.

however, i would like to share that i got all B’s with a 3.0 grade average my first semester back at college in nine years while changing jobs, working full time, raising kids, keeping up with friends, and making my husband happy. i think that’s pretty darned great, myself.

go. me. w00t.

Current Mood:  accomplished