“This Jacket has Stats”
Simon and Felicity are playing with their new foam swords they got from Christmas. After a while Felicity puts on this really pretty coat I found at the thrift store and says “Simon, this jacket makes it harder to hit me.”
Simon responds with “Oh yeah, well my sword gives me +200 health and regenerate”.
*WHACK WHACK WHACK*
“Oh yeah! Well my jacket gives me regenerate TOO!” says Felicity.
“Stop playing Calvin ball Felicity!” yells Simon.
*sighs*